Jaime Lynn Spears is becoming her sister more and more everyday; after just recently giving birth to her daughter Maddie she is pregnant again…little tramp. A family member states to The Enquirer:

“Jamie Lynn’s mom is furious about the pregnancy,” the family member said. “And she’s livid the news leaked out, especially during her book tour…Lynne and Jamie Lynn have been arguing nonstop by phone.”

Well that’s yet another underage pregnancy for Jaime Lynn, sucks to be her. Sorry Lynne Spears but your chance to be famous was interrupted by your children that you are supposed to be raising.

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Lynne Spears expresses her gratitude for father of the year Kevin Federlin…yeah I can hardly believe he is either; who gives out these awards anyway? On the Morning Show with Mike and Juliet Lynn states:

“I do like Kevin,” she confessed, “he’s been good to us.”
“He could’ve been a real pill about a lot of things, but he wasn’t…. He worked with us, and I think he’s tried to make things good for the boys.”

Yeah that’s fine and dandy, Lynne has respect for KFag. I do agree that he handled situations well though; I mean I don’t know many people that would sit back idly while a bald woman smacks your car with an umbrella.

Lynne Spears is making some cash for her train wreck of a life and parenting ability. Her book “Through the Storm” is a story about her difficulties raising her daughters and basically how bad she was at it.

Well basically reading about a useless mother and how she tortures her children as they grow up, by basically telling them who to have sex with to please the public is a good seller. It’s such a great seller that it is now number five on the New York Times non-fiction bestseller list.

So to all the useless dead weight, should be in jail mothers out there, this books for you.

Lynne Spears is pissed off about her daughter being the target for teen pregnancy when Bristol palin slides under the radar. I guess getting pregnant underage is a positive nowadays, that or the American public is used to it. Lynne states to Newsweek.com:

‘It’s a totally different reaction,” “It’s as if (Sarah Palin) became celebrated.

“I mean, the mother, Palin, was celebrated for this. Every woman in the world has applauded her strength and her convictions and poor little old Jamie Lynn—you saw how she was crucified. Everybody did, firsthand … I just feel like it’s been a very hypocritical situation.”

The difference between the two is politics and I’m not touching that with a 10 foot pole. Oh but they are both most definitely whores.

Check out this vid, Lynne Spears on the Today Show in an interview about her book “Through the Storm”.

“It was never a parenting book, it never started out that way. I wanted to be in the drivers seat, I wanted people to see my family as we really are,”
“I have sat for hours thinking and thinking about what’s happened, and I think it has been a whirlwind. It’s been a wild ride for everybody.”

It’s a good thing she covered her ass and said it wasn’t a parenting book…cause damn.

Lynne Spears also states how she dealt with Jaime Lynns pregnancy

“She handed me this note and told me to go in my room and read it. The note said she was pregnant and everything was gonna be OK and she and Casey were gonna raise this baby. I thought it was a joke.”
“As a mother, don’t we always blame ourselves…I took a lot of the blame, I took all the blame,”

Yup definitely a good thing its not a parenting book.

Britney Spears is attempting to be normal which comes naturally to most people as long as your not on cocaine or something (see post below). After MTV planted their lips all over Britney Spears ass at the VMA’s its hard not for her to think positive, even when her mom is ranting about her in books, OK! Magazine states:

On her mom’s book:
“Regardless of what people might think, Britney isn’t upset about the book,” an insider tells OK!. “After a tough last year, Brit and Lynne have a wonderful relationship again.”

On fighting for her kids:
“Her goal is to regain joint custody of her sons as soon as her dad Jamie’s status as her conservator ends,” a Spears insider tells OK!.

On planning a “traditional” birthday party:
She is organizing a joint affair for her sons to celebrate Jayden’s second birthday on Sept. 12 and Preston’s third birthday on Sept. 14, with the help of her father.
“I want to have a traditional party,” she told OK!. “I have some friends with kids who I am going to invite.”

I think she’s handling quite well seeing that her mother just threw her under a bus for a buck in her book “Parenting for a money hungry bitch of a mother” or whatever it’s called. Hopefully we won’t see anymore head shaving anytime soon.

Lynne Spears new book Through the Storm: A Real Story of Fame and Family in a Tabloid World is full of crap relating to Britney Spears development of insanity… oh and parenting for those in Hollywood. The NY Daily News states:

Alcohol!:
The pop icon took a liking to booze when she was a 13-year-old Mouseketeer and began experimenting with drugs at 15.

Drugs!
By age 16, Britney’s wild-child behavior stunned her family when she was caught with cocaine and marijuana on a private jet, Lynn Spears claims.

SEX!
She admits she allowed her then 16-year-old daughter to sleep with Timberlake, her Mickey Mouse Club co-star, and went along with the hoax that Britney was a virgin. Lynne Spears reveals Timberlake was misled and that Britney lost her virginity to a Kentwood, La., high school football player.

Okay so the insane bitch here isn’t Britney Spears, it is her mom for allowing her to get away with this shit. I guess when money is involved your children don’t matter is more or less the moral of her story, which is a perfect explanation for why she is getting the pitch fork in the ass when she kicks the bucket.

Lynne Spears didn’t send follow teen hooker Bristol Palin a gift from Jaime Lynn.  E! states:

“I just got off the phone with Lynne. I can tell you that she hasn’t sent her any gifts, but that she does support Sarah and, of course, can empathize with their situation,” Curt Handling, Spears’ publicist at the Thomas Nelson publishing company, tells E! News.

Oh well… celeb trailer trash didn’t give political trailer trash some lame 60 dollar gift, the world is a better place.