Michael Lohan thinks Samantha Ronson is a dirty nasty, and who wouldn’t, I mean she/he has a penis else Lindsay wouldn’t be near it. Michael Lohan states in an email to X17.com:
“There is a lot more to Samantha than meets the eye. Not that what we see is so pleasing anyway…what’s with this [...]

After dating for a year+ Lindsay Lohans pops is tying the knot with girlfriend Erin Muller.  The two state to Star magazine:
“We’re thrilled to announce our engagement. We can’t wait to start our life together as a married couple,”
“We haven’t set a date yet, but we hope it will be a family affair.”
Your getting married [...]

Michael Lohan apparently didn’t like the statement Barack Obama made about his trailer trash of a daughter Lindsay. Barack had this to say “it is not exactly the kind of high-profile star who would be a positive for us” when Lindsay invited him to host an event. This statement basically cites Lindsay for her ups [...]

Michael Lohan wants to fight K-Fed he states in this months OK! Magazine:

“Everyone wants me to fight K-fed because he’s a notorious celebrity dad and so am I,” Michael tells OK! exclusively. “It’s for charity.”
In addition to amusing those who want to see these two slug it out — the money would benefit the organization, [...]