Michael Lohan thinks Samantha Ronson is a dirty nasty, and who wouldn’t, I mean she/he has a penis else Lindsay wouldn’t be near it. Michael Lohan states in an email to X17.com:

“There is a lot more to Samantha than meets the eye. Not that what we see is so pleasing anyway…what’s with this ‘person?’ Look at the way she ‘dresses.” Samantha is a “dark, hideous and a disgusting representation of humanity.”

Lindsay responded to his realistic comments by saying:

“My father obviously needs to be on medication to control his moods. He is out of line and his words show how much anger he has, and it’s dangerous and scary as it reminds me of how he treated my mother and I my whole childhood. He needs to be stopped. This is yet another reason why we aren’t speaking.

“I am in a great place in life,” continued Lohan, who did a stint in rehab last year. “I have overcome a lot and have been able to learn how to enjoy and appreciate my life in every way possible. I’m proud of myself for being able to make a change in the past year and a half.

“My past is behind me, and that’s final. There’s nothing more to be said. All the false accusations that people try to make are simply because there’s no story when things are calm and good.

“But they might as well let it go because their lies don’t affect me anymore. Samantha is not evil, I care for her very much and she’s a wonderful girl.

“She loves me, as I do her.”

Blah blah blah, she talks to much I like Michaels take on the situation better, short simple and judgmental. She’s a skank, they are whores, they want to be skanky whores with no consequences and rant and rave when challenged, stating drugs this and drug that, where it could be used to their advantage.

Thank you very much but everyday people challenge themselves to not do drugs and one up your whore ass by not doing stints in rehab or relapsing all over public television. So go average joes, guess we over came a lot too then.

After dating for a year+ Lindsay Lohans pops is tying the knot with girlfriend Erin Muller.  The two state to Star magazine:

“We’re thrilled to announce our engagement. We can’t wait to start our life together as a married couple,”
“We haven’t set a date yet, but we hope it will be a family affair.”

Your getting married to a guy who’s daughter is a famous train wreck, congratulations or something.

Michael Lohan apparently didn’t like the statement Barack Obama made about his trailer trash of a daughter Lindsay. Barack had this to say “it is not exactly the kind of high-profile star who would be a positive for us” when Lindsay invited him to host an event. This statement basically cites Lindsay for her ups and downs lately aka coke and drunk driving, not exactly something that looks good in politics. Michael states to TMZ:

“Everyone is entitled to an opinion and so is Obama and his staff. Then again, you know what they say about opinions. Unfortunately, for them, to make such a comment about my daughter was a big mistake … Look at Angelina Jolie and the wonderful things she has done in her life, and now watch how Lindsay does the same.”

Like I thought, the Lohans think the world turns for them. Or they believe they are the giver of life and can provide all that is requested upon their arrival in a room. I guess you should fear Lindsay now Barack, because she’s going to do some great things…

Michael Lohan wants to fight K-Fed he states in this months OK! Magazine:

“Everyone wants me to fight K-fed because he’s a notorious celebrity dad and so am I,” Michael tells OK! exclusively. “It’s for charity.”
In addition to amusing those who want to see these two slug it out — the money would benefit the organization, Long Island’s Fight For Charity. But, adds Michael, this isn’t some touchy-feely event. “It’s serious boxing,” he explains. “You have to go get a trainer. I have to register with the Mature Boxing Association.”

I don’t know about you but I personally think K-Fag would win this bout; he’s like twenty years younger and double the fag.

How would this allow him to win you ask? Well being a mega douche bag like himself he’s gotten used to people wanting to kick his ass, therefore he has more energy then the old dude and thus can outlast him in this pointless dispute.