The Jaded M-Ball » nudity

Jennifer Aniston pulls a Britney Spears upskirt moment

Mball — Thu, 11 Sep 2008 01:54:10 +0000

Jennifer Aniston flashes the cooter in a moment similar to Britney Spears. It’s a pretty uneventful and dull moment but when a celeb flashes their snatch the world watches and looks in awe.

I forgot that people also get paid, generating publicity and making you a rising star… lol okay I’m done mocking the ignorant.

Lindsay Lohan says no to Playboy

Mball — Sat, 06 Sep 2008 03:41:04 +0000

Lindsay Lohan turned down a $700,000 dollar offer from Playboy to show her jugs in an eight-page spread. Page Six states:

“If there’s nudity, then the answer’s no . . . She’s not going down the [New York] magazine road again,” Lohan’s rep told Playboy’s creative consultant, Hal Lifson, referring to Lindsay’s naked Marilyn Monroe tribute last winter. Lifson said he hoped to have Lohan do a tribute to ’60s sex kitten Ann-Margret and her film “Kitten With a Whip.”

What a dumb ass, this bitch already went completely nude for a mag that doesn’t specialize in nudes. Thus, meaning that she looked like butt. Well now she has the chance to do it again, having a chance to look a hell of a lot better and get paid for it all over again.

Do it you moron! We already seen your naked freckled ass and cooter what the hell does it matter now.

Images:Bauer Griffin

Anna Faris is embarrassed by nude scene

Mball — Fri, 22 Aug 2008 21:19:01 +0000

Scary Movie actress Anne Faris was forced to break her no nudity rule in her recent playboy type movie, House Bunny. Anne wasn’t interested in getting nude for the camera but was having problems with the body double and decided ah what the hell. Anne states:

It was my first nude scene and it wasn’t supposed to be me,…
I had a body double and we had some complicating factors with her. It was sort of a last minute thing, where I said, ‘I’ll just go ahead and do this.
I was really uncomfortable…It was really humiliating.

Congrats to her for showing her tater tots to the world; the world is now officially a better place to live in.

Playboy at age 45 for Brigette Nielson?

Jade — Mon, 04 Aug 2008 20:13:13 +0000

The once stunning Brigette Nielson, who graced the cover of playboy (ahem, 25 years ago!) voices the interest to do so again.

Can you say “gross”? This woman may only be 45, but she is looking a little closer to 65. The alcohol and smoking for all of these years is definately taking a toll on her.

The magazines are saying that she went under the knife to give herself a completely younger look. I heard that she looks about 15 years younger. If she looked 65 before, and the plastice surgery took off 15 years, she probably still looks about 50. I don’t know about you, but I will be cancelling my subscription to playboy if they start putting 50 year olds on the cover.

Billy Ray on Miley’s nude photo scandal

Mball — Tue, 17 Jun 2008 19:26:33 +0000

Billy Ray is a pretty understanding guy. I mean his daughter was just recently stripped naked and posed in a nude photo shoot at such an early age without his permission. I’d personally kick the photographer’s ass; I mean the magazine is nation wide, people are going to see your daughter half naked all around the world.

The more you stomp in poop the more it stinks

…What a dumbass

Here’s his stupidity from MSNBC.com

Princess Eugene nude

Mball — Sun, 15 Jun 2008 21:10:36 +0000

There is a naughty naughty Princess in town, Princess Eugenie who is the Duchess of York, and daughter of Sarah Ferguson and Prince Andrew was caught nude at her school.
The naked Princess was discovered dancing around with her friends under the moon by a senior staff member. They were obviously drunk off their ass and when a friend of hers was questioned about the situation she responded

we were just having fun.

As opposed to saying we were just having an STD fest.
The Princess didn’t get in trouble because well she is a princess and her rep is ignoring the story as if it never happened. So good for her, but what kind of punishment do you think she really deserves?

One of Oregon’s Mayors poses in panties for myspace.

Jade — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 01:50:40 +0000

Now THIS is hilarious. I was doing my usual websurfing when I came across this hilarious picture. I guess it isn’t the picture that made me laugh so much, it was more about who the picture is of.

MAYOR CARMEN KONTUR-

This was the picture on her myspace! She said she took it before being elected as mayor, but still… MAYORS AREN’T SUPPOSED TO BE A PART OF THE GIRLS TAKING SLUTTY PICTURES FOR THEIR MYSPACE!