I am feeling more confident coming into the blog scene once again now that I have seen Perez’s latest and greatest (which doesn’t happen to be so great!). Back when we started The Jaded M-Ball, perez would get upwards of 50 comments per blog. Now he’s lucky if he’s getting 20.

Perez if you want to [...]

Paris Hilton is back to being annoying in this months issue of Harper’s Bazaar, thinking that we actually give a shit about her…oh wait, we do, right? Paris Hilton is really tackling the politics with all of her smarts, I mean she’s really getting nit and gritty with the hard issues: She states for VP [...]

Paris Hilton and Ryan Seacrest are in the works to develop a new TV series. People magazine states:
The 27-year-old heiress’ entertainment company and Seacrest, who produces the E! reality show Keeping Up With the Kardashians, have been discussing the collaboration for months, according to the magazine.
Sources state that it is not going to [...]

Paris Hilton takes a stand against Russell Brand for the remarks he made against the Jonas Brothers virginity and stand on premarital sex. US magazine states:
“I don’t pick on them,” Hilton told Usmagazine.com after Brand’s remarks. “That’s something cool for a kid to keep, so don’t pick on them for that.”
“I think that they’re all [...]

I think she is selling shoes or something, but it could be the umbrella, or just sex because well she is a whore.
Anyways she is obviously using her good looks to promote whatever it is she is promoting and the fact that it dominates what she is promoting (cause I have no clue) means they [...]

Paris Hilton denies reports that she has fake big ol’ titties.
Paris’s rep states that her chest may appear to be enhanced due to recent photos that surfaced showing her with some bigum’s but he states that she is wearing:
A prototype from her Paris Hilton ‘push-up’ bra line. Paris has never had plastic surgery.
Its not [...]

National Lampoon’s Pledge This! distributors are suing Paris Hiltons ass. E! Online states that the distributors of the film say that she did not meet the promotional obligations that were required of her. Paris Hilton owes 75k in damages for not providing reasonable promotion and publicity for the National Lampoon movie.
Its cool, this [...]

Paris Hilton was spotted in Beverly Hills this weekend with huge fake cleavage. For that level of cleavage to be achieved Paris must of duck taped her boobs to some tube socks. I don’t know many people who go from an A to a D over night without a phat medical bill. [...]

Paris Hilton is loving the limelight once more for her recent fake presidential ad. The blonde broad says she doesn’t see a future for herself in the White House – at least, not without her dog. Paris States
We’ll see what happens… Only if I can bring my dog Tinkerbell to the White House.
It’s painfully obvious [...]

So Paris Hilton is responding to John McCain’s ad featuring her likeness where she jokes about running for president…at least I hope she is joking. She goes on to act as if she is smart, offering a solution to oil issues, although I’m sure someone wrote her ass a script and spoon fed it to [...]