Perez if you want to save your career you can always go on the subway diet, like Jared

Anyways my loves, we are back full force, so I would love to hear from you! What do you want to hear about? Leave me lots of comments and I will do my best to deliver.

Paris Hilton is back to being annoying in this months issue of Harper’s Bazaar, thinking that we actually give a shit about her…oh wait, we do, right? Paris Hilton is really tackling the politics with all of her smarts, I mean she’s really getting nit and gritty with the hard issues: She states for VP Sarah Palin:

My advice to Sarah Palin is, you’ve got a hot bod; don’t keep it to yourself. Why wear a pantsuit when you can wear a swimsuit? Welcome to the Lower 48, girlfriend.
With their candidate down in the polls, you know someone in the McCain campaign just read this and went “Hmm. Maybe…” Unfortunately, that person was John McCain who collapsed shortly thereafter from a condition known as “old guy boner.” It happens.

Yup…dumb, but celebs such as herself think they are being funny/cute…fail.

Images: Harper’s Bazaar

Video of this moron after the jump

Paris Hilton and Ryan Seacrest are in the works to develop a new TV series. People magazine states:

The 27-year-old heiress’ entertainment company and Seacrest, who produces the E! reality show Keeping Up With the Kardashians, have been discussing the collaboration for months, according to the magazine.

Sources state that it is not going to be a reality show…thank god. I mean the concept of having these two even work together is a train wreck; I definitely don’t want to see how they interact without scripts.

Paris Hilton takes a stand against Russell Brand for the remarks he made against the Jonas Brothers virginity and stand on premarital sex. US magazine states:

“I don’t pick on them,” Hilton told Usmagazine.com after Brand’s remarks. “That’s something cool for a kid to keep, so don’t pick on them for that.”
“I think that they’re all really good kids and that they’re definitely our next generation of kids and they’re all really good so I think that’s awesome,” Hilton added.

Lmao wow those are some talented remarks, so in depth and insightful.  I almost feel sorry for the Jonas Brothers now, when someone who pounds on the sausage daily, video taping the process, comes to your side to defend you…I don’t know it just raises a sense of pity.

I think she is selling shoes or something, but it could be the umbrella, or just sex because well she is a whore.

Anyways she is obviously using her good looks to promote whatever it is she is promoting and the fact that it dominates what she is promoting (cause I have no clue) means they need to find a better person to advertise with. Maybe someone who is a little less of a STD ridden tramp, just my opinion but who knows.

Images: Flynet, WENN

Paris Hilton denies reports that she has fake big ol’ titties.
Paris’s rep states that her chest may appear to be enhanced due to recent photos that surfaced showing her with some bigum’s but he states that she is wearing:

A prototype from her Paris Hilton ‘push-up’ bra line. Paris has never had plastic surgery.

Its not like it’d be easy for her to get plastic surgery and not have anyone spot it; I mean who hasn’t seen her naked?

National Lampoon’s Pledge This! distributors are suing Paris Hiltons ass. E! Online states that the distributors of the film say that she did not meet the promotional obligations that were required of her. Paris Hilton owes 75k in damages for not providing reasonable promotion and publicity for the National Lampoon movie.

Its cool, this shouldn’t effect anything, her dad will pay for it and then buy her a kitten, err I mean a Ferrari or some expensive crap that rich spoiled bastards get, to “make it all better”.

Check out the court documents here

Paris Hilton was spotted in Beverly Hills this weekend with huge fake cleavage. For that level of cleavage to be achieved Paris must of duck taped her boobs to some tube socks. I don’t know many people who go from an A to a D over night without a phat medical bill. Congrats to Paris for achieving for free what other women pay a few grand for “that’s hot”.

Images: Flynet, Wenn

Paris Hilton is loving the limelight once more for her recent fake presidential ad. The blonde broad says she doesn’t see a future for herself in the White House – at least, not without her dog. Paris States

We’ll see what happens… Only if I can bring my dog Tinkerbell to the White House.

It’s painfully obvious that the dog is the brains behind any political operations.

So Paris Hilton is responding to John McCain’s ad featuring her likeness where she jokes about running for president…at least I hope she is joking. She goes on to act as if she is smart, offering a solution to oil issues, although I’m sure someone wrote her ass a script and spoon fed it to her, all along telling her to quit moving her eyes along with the reading material.

I also noticed she mentioned that she is hot; meaning apparently “hot” is a can full of STD’s with a single brain cell to drive the search for a larger can.

Paris Hilton, women of the people, offering AIDs to the masses.