“Definitely not twins,” Jessica Simpson states to E! that Ashlee Simpson is having just one baby. Meanwhile Pete Wentz told playboy? about the gender of the baby stating:
“We know with 90% accuracy that it’s a boy, and our due date is around Thanksgiving,”
“we don’t have any names yet,” Pete says, “My friend Andrew said, [...]

Yup that’s right not just one moron but two to add the likenesses of super smart Jessica Simpson and the ever so intelligent Ashlee Simpson, you just have to love twins especially when the offspring has a brain dead mother.  E! Online states:
Hip-hop artist Tyga, Pete’s buddy, says that the parents-to-be are expecting not one [...]

Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz have just confirmed their pregnancy to the press.

I can’t believe this guy is going to be a father.  I hope that they switched shirts or something because he looks like a fruitcake and she looks like she is wearing a garbage bag.  What lovely parents these two will make.