Hugh Hefner has found his new girlfriends and they come equip with criminal records.  These twin sisters Karissa and Kristina Shannon supposedly don’t take any shit and are now on probation for beating some ass.  E! News states:
The sisters were arrested in the early morning hours of Jan. 10 and booked on suspicion of felony [...]

Brook “She Hulk” Hogan decides that she doesn’t want to do playboy…at the moment anyway.  Us Magazine states:
“Brooke just didn’t feel that it was the right time,” her rep told the mag. “It’s not out of the question for the future, but we’ll have to see.”
I guess the only one seeing and fondling that man [...]

Holly Madison doesn’t like old wrinkly rich guys anymore and told TMZ yesterday that what we have heard about the two’s relationship is correct. Holly stated to a TMZ cameraman after he asked to enter the mansion for a Halloween party:
“I have no pull anymore. Hef and I aren’t together.”
Well now that it is [...]

Is Holly Madison dating Criss Angel?  Hugh Hefner says no, but he isn’t denying that she’s eventually going to get bored for his old ass. Hugh states to Us Magazine:
“She is still my girlfriend,”
“Now will that last? I don’t think anything lasts forever.
“I love her very much, but you know, she wants very much to [...]

With Kendra Wilinson getting the boot out of the mansion and getting her own reality television show Hugh Hefner decides to talk reality, television that is. Hugh Hefner tells E! Online:
“I think all three girls are likely to get spinoffs. I think they will be interconnected to the main show, and we will all appear [...]

Holly Madison and Bridget Marquardt do what they do best, party and dress slutty.  The two hosted a party over the weekend for National Lampoon’s Great American Run.  Wanna know what it is? Bennett Media Worldwide states:
“National Lampoon’s Great American Run combines the always fascinating appeal of exotic cars with action/adventure stories, making this special [...]

“Definitely not twins,” Jessica Simpson states to E! that Ashlee Simpson is having just one baby. Meanwhile Pete Wentz told playboy? about the gender of the baby stating:
“We know with 90% accuracy that it’s a boy, and our due date is around Thanksgiving,”
“we don’t have any names yet,” Pete says, “My friend Andrew said, [...]

Lindsay Lohan turned down a $700,000 dollar offer from Playboy to show her jugs in an eight-page spread. Page Six states:
“If there’s nudity, then the answer’s no . . . She’s not going down the [New York] magazine road again,” Lohan’s rep told Playboy’s creative consultant, Hal Lifson, referring to Lindsay’s naked Marilyn Monroe [...]

So believe it or not the playboy bunny, Jillian Grace, this dork knocked up had his love child. People reports:
“David and Jillian have been in close contact throughout her pregnancy and he plans to go see the baby during his first break from shooting Rules of Engagement,” Spade’s
rep, Meredith O’Sullivan, tells PEOPLE.
I still can’t believe [...]

Holly Madison decided to give the world a little peep show at a screening of The Telling. Holly decided it would be a good idea to swing on a bar with the paps in front of her while she was wearing see-thru panties. Holly is ever so smart, or just a whore who [...]