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Who’s Nailin’ Paylin Porno

Hustler is cashing in on VP candidate Sarah Palins pop culture popularity and decided to shoot a porno in her honor, appropriately titling it “Who’s Nailin’ Paylin”.
In Who’s Nailin’ Paylin Sarah Palin is played by porn star Lisa Ann; the word ‘played’ is a bit exaggerated, I’m sure the “actress” has one or two lines [...]

Paris Hilton tackles politics again

Paris Hilton is back to being annoying in this months issue of Harper’s Bazaar, thinking that we actually give a shit about her…oh wait, we do, right? Paris Hilton is really tackling the politics with all of her smarts, I mean she’s really getting nit and gritty with the hard issues: She states for VP [...]

Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt get the munchies

Here’s a buttload of shots of Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt who decided they were going to attempt to be useful yesterday. The two helped open Taco Bell’s Reality Check Challenge which helps to prevent world hunger.
I’m not sure how they are helping? If helping means eating the food that is going to help solve [...]

Jessica Alba and Hayden Panettiere tell us to vote

Following in the footsteps for dumbasses like P. Diddy and Pamela Anderson, Jessica Alba and Hayden Panettiere tell us normal people to vote. 
Now I’m not exactly sure who came up with these concepts but they must have been on crack because this is some freaky looking crap.  Is this bitch going to bite me if [...]

The “Real” Sarah Palin in a bikini

Check out this video of our possible future VP in a one piece bathing suit showing off her goods.
This video was uploaded by an Alaskan man that states this is footage of the Sarah Palin, vp candidate, in the swimsuit competition of the 1984 Miss Alaska contest. The announcer announces her by her [...]

Lynne Spears is tired of Jaime being scapegoat for pregnancy

Lynne Spears is pissed off about her daughter being the target for teen pregnancy when Bristol palin slides under the radar. I guess getting pregnant underage is a positive nowadays, that or the American public is used to it. Lynne states to Newsweek.com:
‘It’s a totally different reaction,” “It’s as if (Sarah Palin) [...]

Michael Lohan replies to Barack Obama

Michael Lohan apparently didn’t like the statement Barack Obama made about his trailer trash of a daughter Lindsay. Barack had this to say “it is not exactly the kind of high-profile star who would be a positive for us” when Lindsay invited him to host an event. This statement basically cites Lindsay for her ups [...]

Barack Obama doesn’t like Lindsay Lohan

In a daring move, or just plain stupidity, Lindsay Lohan offered Barack Obama to host an event (Perhaps she is developing an oversized ego, thinking that she has the ability to make or break a person solely on publicity). Barack stated to the Chicago Sun-Times:
“is not exactly the kind of high-profile star who would be [...]

Pamela Anderson Bashes Sarah Palin

Pamela Anderson joins the likes of Matt Damon in bashing on Republican VP candidate Sarah Palin.  Old and wrinkled Pamela told an E! reporter:
“I can’t stand her,” Anderson rolls her eyes and then says “She can suck it!” “And you can quote me.”
Not a problem Pam.
Pamela Anderson is a proud supporter of Peta and [...]

Matt Damon Bashes in Sarah Palin

I guess Matt Damon really doesn’t like Sarah Palin referring to her political achievements  as “a really bad Disney movie.”  Matt continues his rant to AP stating:
“I think there’s a really good chance Sarah Palin could become president,” laments Damon, “and I think that’s a really scary thing.”
“Do the actuary tables and there’s a one [...]