Paris Hilton is back to being annoying in this months issue of Harper’s Bazaar, thinking that we actually give a shit about her…oh wait, we do, right? Paris Hilton is really tackling the politics with all of her smarts, I mean she’s really getting nit and gritty with the hard issues: She states for VP Sarah Palin:

My advice to Sarah Palin is, you’ve got a hot bod; don’t keep it to yourself. Why wear a pantsuit when you can wear a swimsuit? Welcome to the Lower 48, girlfriend.
With their candidate down in the polls, you know someone in the McCain campaign just read this and went “Hmm. Maybe…” Unfortunately, that person was John McCain who collapsed shortly thereafter from a condition known as “old guy boner.” It happens.

Yup…dumb, but celebs such as herself think they are being funny/cute…fail.

Images: Harper’s Bazaar

Video of this moron after the jump

Here’s a buttload of shots of Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt who decided they were going to attempt to be useful yesterday. The two helped open Taco Bell’s Reality Check Challenge which helps to prevent world hunger.

I’m not sure how they are helping? If helping means eating the food that is going to help solve world hunger I guess sure they are helping. Or perhaps posing with tacos for photos helps solve world hunger…I have no clue I guess that’s why I leave politics to the experts like these guys.

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Following in the footsteps for dumbasses like P. Diddy and Pamela Anderson, Jessica Alba and Hayden Panettiere tell us normal people to vote. 

Now I’m not exactly sure who came up with these concepts but they must have been on crack because this is some freaky looking crap.  Is this bitch going to bite me if I don’t vote…who knows?  Check out the video featuring these two crack monkeys after the jump.

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Check out this video of our possible future VP in a one piece bathing suit showing off her goods.

This video was uploaded by an Alaskan man that states this is footage of the Sarah Palin, vp candidate, in the swimsuit competition of the 1984 Miss Alaska contest. The announcer announces her by her maiden name Sarah Heath.

I bet you can’t wait to see what she does to help out the country when she gets in office. I’ll leave this one to your imagination.

Lynne Spears is pissed off about her daughter being the target for teen pregnancy when Bristol palin slides under the radar. I guess getting pregnant underage is a positive nowadays, that or the American public is used to it. Lynne states to Newsweek.com:

‘It’s a totally different reaction,” “It’s as if (Sarah Palin) became celebrated.

“I mean, the mother, Palin, was celebrated for this. Every woman in the world has applauded her strength and her convictions and poor little old Jamie Lynn—you saw how she was crucified. Everybody did, firsthand … I just feel like it’s been a very hypocritical situation.”

The difference between the two is politics and I’m not touching that with a 10 foot pole. Oh but they are both most definitely whores.

Michael Lohan apparently didn’t like the statement Barack Obama made about his trailer trash of a daughter Lindsay. Barack had this to say “it is not exactly the kind of high-profile star who would be a positive for us” when Lindsay invited him to host an event. This statement basically cites Lindsay for her ups and downs lately aka coke and drunk driving, not exactly something that looks good in politics. Michael states to TMZ:

“Everyone is entitled to an opinion and so is Obama and his staff. Then again, you know what they say about opinions. Unfortunately, for them, to make such a comment about my daughter was a big mistake … Look at Angelina Jolie and the wonderful things she has done in her life, and now watch how Lindsay does the same.”

Like I thought, the Lohans think the world turns for them. Or they believe they are the giver of life and can provide all that is requested upon their arrival in a room. I guess you should fear Lindsay now Barack, because she’s going to do some great things…

In a daring move, or just plain stupidity, Lindsay Lohan offered Barack Obama to host an event (Perhaps she is developing an oversized ego, thinking that she has the ability to make or break a person solely on publicity). Barack stated to the Chicago Sun-Times:

“is not exactly the kind of high-profile star who would be a positive for us.”

Soon gramps McCain got a hold of the news and a spokesman for his campaign stated to TMZ:

“So let me get this straight—they turned away Lindsay Lohan, but Barack Obama has friends like unrepentant terrorist Bill Ayers and convicted felon Tony Rezko? Maybe LiLo is just too upstanding for Barack Obama.”

In this childish high school gossip type exchange of words Obama’s spokesperson stated:

“Glad to see they’re focused on the important issues over in McCain HQ.”

See what you did Lindsay; no one wants your dyke ass for promotion. I mean DUI’s, drugs, and rehab aren’t the best things to lean on and say your best buddies with when running for President of the United States.

Pamela Anderson joins the likes of Matt Damon in bashing on Republican VP candidate Sarah Palin.  Old and wrinkled Pamela told an E! reporter:

“I can’t stand her,” Anderson rolls her eyes and then says “She can suck it!” “And you can quote me.”

Not a problem Pam.
Pamela Anderson is a proud supporter of Peta and Barack Obama possibly due to Sarah Palin being a proud supporter of hunting (bitch likes her furs and meat).

“I think there’s a really good chance Sarah Palin could become president,” laments Damon, “and I think that’s a really scary thing.”

“Do the actuary tables and there’s a one out of three chance, if not more, that McCain doesn’t survive his first term and it’ll be President Palin.

“It’s like a really bad Disney movie. The hockey mom, you know, ‘oh, I’m just a hockey mom’… and she’s facing down President Putin.”

 “It’s totally absurd… it’s a really terrifying possibility.”

I agree that Sarah Palin isn’t the best choice for VP but damn he’s bashing her like she is the spawn of satan.  Its not that scary, I mean if there was horns coming out of her head or something yeah then I’d be a “terrifying possibility” or “a bad Disney movie” but right now its just a sad truth.

Governor Sarah Palin, possible candidate for vice president, has a PREGNANT 17-year old. Colleague Mark Salter said that this is typical for “An American Family”.

I guess that this is becoming socially acceptable to become pregnant at such a young age.  I think this is giving McCain bad press.  Sure, I know a few teens who got knocked up, but that isn’t what I want representing my country.  First celebrity, Jamie Lynn Spears shocks the world being pregnant at 16, and now a politician’s daughter verifies that it is officially cool to be pregnant.

These girls have rich parents to back them up, so sure, having a little baby to play with probably is cool.  You don’t have to work or pay for anything.  Your mom will hire a nanny to watch your baby while you continue your education.  Yeah, that’s pretty fucking cool.

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