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Gwen Stefani’s new born is welcome with open arms

Seems everyone including Grandpa Rossdale is giving statements regarding the birth of Gwen Stefani’s latest new born Zuma (dumbass name I know). The grandpa states to People mag.
It’s very good news. We are very pleased for them.
Mother, baby and family are all happy and healthy. Gwen’s rep confirmed.
“Zuma Nesta Rock Rossdale” is the couples’ [...]

Jennifer Garner isn’t fat just pregnant

Jennifer Garner confirmed that she is pregnant, for all of those who though she was just a fatass because she took forever to tell us. This is number two with her douche bag husband Ben Affleck. Garner states:
We’re so excited, obviously,…
It always makes me laugh when people say, ‘Is she?’ ‘Isn’t she?’ It’s like, [...]

Clay Aiken is the father of a test tube baby

Due to his not being able to get it up to a women thing (aka gay) Clay Aiken became a father today through artificial insemination.
The American Idol alum’s baby was born Friday morning to music producer Jaymes Foster, the singer’s mother told a Raleigh, N.C., radio station.
Aiken’s mother, Faye, told WRAL that Clay and Foster [...]

Jaime Lynn Spears shows us the baby body

Jaime Lynn Spears out and about in public for the first time after giving birth to her daughter Maddie Brianne.  To look at her you would never even guess that she was pregnant; her body is almost completely back in shape (no pedophile pun intended).  Now if you could just ignore the “doll” covered in [...]

Jaime Lynn shows off her baby

Jaime Lynn Spears shows off her illegitimate child to OK! Magazine.  Just like Hollywood to try and make money off your child when you’re still a child yourself.  Anyway here are some excerpts from her interview.
 
On raising a child away from Hollywood: “Around here, everyone has the same focus…The focus is family, and that’s a [...]

Kiddy time for Kidman

Nicole Kidman gives birth to a girl with her husband Keith Urban. The baby girl weighing 6 pounds, 7 ounces weighs almost as much as Kidman’s skinny ass.
This is Nicole’s first child although she does have two adopted children with wacko Scientologist guy Tom Cruise.  Those adopted kids are screwed, Tom is raising them as [...]

Jamie Lynn Spears has her baby

McCOMB, Miss. — Jamie Lynn Spears has given birth to a baby girl, according to several reports.
The 17-year-old Jamie Lynn gave birth to daughter Maddie Briann at Mississippi Southwest Regional Medical Center in McComb, Mississippi, at around 9:30 AM local time, People reported. – Yahoo.com
Congrats to the little hooker; one more to go to be [...]

Jamie not ready for baby.

I was actually starting to think that Jamie and Casey were handling this situation very maturely.  You know, getting married, buying a house, baby shopping together and the whole 9.

Well scratch that thought, because the wedding is off, she’s moved back with the parents, and he is sleeping around on her.
Don’t you just love hollywood [...]

Ashlee Simpson Pregnant

Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz have just confirmed their pregnancy to the press.

I can’t believe this guy is going to be a father.  I hope that they switched shirts or something because he looks like a fruitcake and she looks like she is wearing a garbage bag.  What lovely parents these two will make.

Angelina feels damn sexy pregnant

The twin bearing Angelina Jolie, who is expecting this summer, says being pregnant makes her feel womanly and sexy.  Her hubby Brad Pitt says he feels sexy when she feels sexy, so in the end Brad Pitt thinks Angelina’s feeling sexy while pregnant is sexy…sexy, sexy, sexy.
Yeah so that’s great, glad you feel sexy lady, [...]