I have no idea how this happened but Jessica Simpson topped the charts with her new album “Do You Know”. I guess Do You Know refers to the secret plot she has, to still be able to sell music when she can’t perform, fumbles words, and laughs in the faces of many of her fans when she can’t even sing her own songs. I definitely Don’t Know how she does it, Us Magazine states:

The album — which sold 65,000 copies since coming out last week — ranked No. 4 on the Billboard Top 200.
Simpson’s first single, “Come on Over,” hit No. 18 on the Hot Country Songs list last month.

I guess I’ll never understand Jessica Simpson fans, she could shit on a record, tell her fans that’s what she thinks of them, market that shit and they would still buy it. I guess they share the same IQ level.

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Jessica Simpson is still attempting to get into country music despite her lack of ability to sing. Here are some shots of her concert at Avalon Ballroom which sucked “duh”. The Niagara Falls review comments on her performance:

“It might be unfair calling Jessica Simpson’s show at the Avalon Ballroom Wednesday a train wreck. At some point, a train knows where it’s going.”

Congratulations Jessica, you proved you’re an idiot, you proved you can’t sing, you proved that people are still dumb enough to come see your shows, and pay you to continue to suck. Lets face it they just want to see you naked because well your still hot.

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Country fans booed the crap out of Jessica Simpson at her first official country music performance this weekend, sort of like I figured they would.

She opened Country Thunder USA, a festival in Wisconsin, and was lovingly greeted to boos and a few cheers that turned into boos later after they got their asses beat.

Heres a couple of responses from the crowd regarding her performance.

Shes an embarrassment to country music

Crap

Yeah that pretty much sums it up.

Jessica Simpson busts out the hillbilly on us. Simpson has officially changed her singing style from pop crap to country garbage and plans to continue on in the country area regardless of fans opinions. Jessica states in regards to why fans may not want to buy her new album

I think just because my name is attached to it. Or maybe they thought that I was just trying to stomp on their ground for a little bit and see what I could do, and then just go back and make another pop record. But I’m planning on making country music for the rest of my life, and I don’t want to go back to that other world.

Simpson goes on to acquit herself from any public displays of not being able to sing anymore by saying that her breakup with Nick Lachey was to blame. She also basically says that she knows people are going to hate her new music, but feels that “it’s the shit” regardless of opinion and will continue to display how “talented” she is. Yeah we’ll all see how that works out for you.