Britney Spears discusses her past few years of craziness in a new documentary for MTV titled, “Britney: For The Record”.  She states:

“I sit there and I look back and I’m like, ‘I’m a smart person. What the hell was I thinking?”

“I’ve been through a lot in the past two or three years, and there’s a lot that people don’t know,”

“Sometimes it can get lonely ’cause you don’t open the gate. I’m stuck in this place, and I just cope every day.”

She’s right there is a lot we don’t know, like just how much money she spends on late night binges and sex parties.  I want to get more in-depth into that area of her craziness, just sounds more fun…but w/e I guess we’ll have to settle for the G rated Britney version.  The documentary will air on November 30th.

Kim and her big ass won’t be returning to dancing with the stars; someone on the ABC network has a brain.  E! News states:

As it turns out, no one will be returning to fill Misty’s prematurely empty dancing shoes, vacated this week after the beach-volleyball champ became the first contestant to have to withdraw from Dancing With the Stars midseason due to injury. Instead, no elimination occurred in light of Misty’s injury and this week’s scores and votes will be added to next week’s totals.

Sorry peeps no more of Kim shaking her ass as a dance routine.  You’ll just have to settle for a soft core porn which has much similar moves as she displayed on the dance floor.

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ABC says that Misty’s condition will be addressed on the show,” and Kim is not officially confirming that she is back in if Misty is out, but when contacted by E! News, Kardashian says: “If they ask me to, I’m available. I’m back home tomorrow. We’ll see!”

Good for her, she gets her ugly mug back on TV and we get to see her get some exercise.

Kim Kardashian continues her effort to be effortless in everything she does, or in short a useless broad. Kim got her big fat fake ass the boot from “Dancing with the Stars”, now its back to “reality” TV which is basically sitting on her fat ass, getting pampered with pops money and eating big macs…oh I forgot getting pounded on video and selling it.

Anyway Kim and her partner, Mark Ballas were eliminated Tuesday after receiving 17 out of a possible 30 from judges for dancing like shit. Kim stated:

“Today, five years ago, my father passed away, and I just know he’s really happy and watching over me, and I made him proud,” Kardashian, daughter of late attorney Robert Kardashian and Kris Jenner, said after her dismissal.

If making your dad proud means standing around and lifting your leg once or twice while your partner dances circles around you then I’m sure he’s extensively proud of your ass…way to go bitch.

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Check out Kim Kardashians performance on Dancing with the Stars last night. It wasn’t anything special as opposed to some of the other stars that have been on this show but it wasn’t all that bad for a useless, buttock enhanced, sex tape whore either. Oh and her sister Kourtney Kardashian is utilizing her useless self as well to promote her sister; vote if you must…just not for her.

Check out these shots of Kim’s big ass after working out for Dancing With The Stars(which she’s not, but I don’t make the show). Tell me that thing isn’t the fakest butt you’ve ever seen it looks like its going to swallow her legs and then work its way up.

I guess they don’t make pants for that fat of an ass, so it’s probably a good idea to wear underwear knowing that.

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Even though many people believe she is bailing out on the role that gave her stardom Miley Cyrus is dening the claims.  Miley’s rep states:

“I am fully committed to Hannah Montana,”
“It’s what gave me this amazing opportunity to reach out to so many people.”
“We are making great new episodes that I can’t wait for our fans to see and I’m looking forward to the Hannah Montana movie that will be out in the spring.”

Good for her, now she can help inspire kids to transition from a pop star to a whore, much like Britney spears inspired the youth before her.

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I guess people really do watch this crap. Denise states to Us magazine states:

“It’s coming back for another season,” also stating that it’ll be filming a short while.

Denise goes on to talk about her father on the program stating that he doesn’t know he’s a star now…who is he again?

“He was driving home on the freeway and a group of girls had him roll down his window and they yelled, ‘I love your show!’” Richards said. “He doesn’t know how funny he is. He thought they would only want him for one episode. He is hilarious!”

Richards in regards to Charlie Sheen and Brooke Mueller expecting their first child together, “I am not commenting on that situation. I hope one day to get to a place, but I’m not commenting right now.”

Hooray for the peeps who watch this show, and to those who don’t (99% of the population) please disregard this post.

Check out this vid, Lynne Spears on the Today Show in an interview about her book “Through the Storm”.

“It was never a parenting book, it never started out that way. I wanted to be in the drivers seat, I wanted people to see my family as we really are,”
“I have sat for hours thinking and thinking about what’s happened, and I think it has been a whirlwind. It’s been a wild ride for everybody.”

It’s a good thing she covered her ass and said it wasn’t a parenting book…cause damn.

Lynne Spears also states how she dealt with Jaime Lynns pregnancy

“She handed me this note and told me to go in my room and read it. The note said she was pregnant and everything was gonna be OK and she and Casey were gonna raise this baby. I thought it was a joke.”
“As a mother, don’t we always blame ourselves…I took a lot of the blame, I took all the blame,”

Yup definitely a good thing its not a parenting book.

Total Request Live has been on a losing streak for a while, therefore MTV figures now is as good a time as ever to shut this shit off for a while. The executive producer of the show, Dave Sirulnick, states:

“We want to close this era of TRL in a big celebratory way, and 10 is a great number,” Sirulnick said.
“And 10 is the number that TRL counted down every single day for 10 years, and we hit this 10th (anniversary) and we thought, `You know what? This feels like the right time and let’s celebrate it and let’s reward it.’”

“Let’s let it have a little bit of a rest for a minute. Let it catch its breath! Been working hard — for 10 years,”.

Lets face it TRL was only cool for about 2 years when music was more inventive and had a reason to be displayed on television. The era now is rap, and rap doesn’t flow well on tv, with all the bleep this, bleep that, and the endless amounts of big booty bitches videos. It just gets old and after about 2 minutes no one wants to watch that shit. So peace out TRL…you suck for now; come back when rap is dead. Eminem adds some input on the situation:

“I’m going to miss TRL. … Where else will I be able to start feuds, defend my honor vigorously and act like an angry teenager on national TV? Oh wait … The VMAs!”