Following in the footsteps for dumbasses like P. Diddy and Pamela Anderson, Jessica Alba and Hayden Panettiere tell us normal people to vote. 
Now I’m not exactly sure who came up with these concepts but they must have been on crack because this is some freaky looking crap.  Is this bitch going to bite me if [...]

Sharon Stone says that she doesn’t want to botox her sons smelly ass feet. Entertainment Tonight states:
“Sharon Stone never made this statement. It is a complete fabrication,” her attorney Martin Singer said Thursday in a statement. “Sharon loves her son Roan and only wants the best for him.”
Reports state that Sharon overreacts too many of [...]

Britney decided it’s been to long since her last stint of weirdness, so what better way to become weird again then to pull out an ugly wig. She was spotted with the wig while leaving the set of her new video Womanizer. Us Magazine states:
The scene continues with Spears sucking on cherries or dangling them [...]

Katie Holmes was spotted wearing Tom Cruises’ jeans in public which sag down to about her ass.
This is getting a bit outta hand, I mean the only thing that is actually keeping her from being a dude at this point is a penis.  Although I’m sure Tom came up with a solution for that as [...]

 
Miley Cyrus smacks Katy Perry across the lips with a simple, but effective
No thanks
for a comment Katy Perry made about wanting to kiss her.  Miley states:
She sang on my record. So I think she’s kind of getting back at me, because she was doing harmonies and backgrounds.
Too bad Katy, guess you have to dike out [...]

In a recent interview with Katy Perry, she was asked… If you could kiss a girl, who would it be?
Katy replied that
Miley Cyrus and I have a thing going on.  If we kiss it will help my career, but it probably won’t help hers.  Maybe we could hook up

All we can do is hope for [...]

Nicole Kidman gives birth to a girl with her husband Keith Urban. The baby girl weighing 6 pounds, 7 ounces weighs almost as much as Kidman’s skinny ass.
This is Nicole’s first child although she does have two adopted children with wacko Scientologist guy Tom Cruise.  Those adopted kids are screwed, Tom is raising them as [...]